Ass cheese

The fermented cheese poop that sits in your butt if you don’t wipe.

I know I should lay off the Cheetos but I really love that ass cheese.🧀 🧀🧀

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018

Smegaroni and Cheese

When ejaculate gets stuck under the foreskin.

You see that? That’s Smegaroni and Cheese!

by smashcentury July 27, 2022

country cheese

It keeps you from getting deported when you cross the border

Carl: "How are you here right now?"
Jose: "You know the country cheese."
Carl: "it's lit, esketit."

by BigOlDoinks September 18, 2017

Cheese up

Verb

To rub oneself up with cheese until fully lubricated.

“Get ready bill, im about to cheese up for ya!”

by Dickweedballs November 27, 2024

Cheese nugget

The disgusting nuggets of cheese that you get when you don't mix the powdered cheese properly in box mac and cheese

Never eat Mike's mac and cheese, there is always cheese nuggets in it

by A very small forest November 22, 2021

Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.

Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!

by The rapist!! February 19, 2012

covid cheese

The cheese from covid-19

Patient: “You don’t want that covid cheese.”

by amanda__panda August 12, 2021