cat

a asshole dog

person 1: man my dog is asshole
person 2:that's a cat you retard
person 1: oh

by very big boy :> October 5, 2018

big fat cat

a cat fatter than you when you where 13, FATTER THAN GARFIELD, and you can see, the cat's owners dont care.

omg thats a BIG FAT CAT barbara

by Thejuicebox(Mistykitten;]) May 20, 2020

Take the pants off the cat

A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to

"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"

by Jukebox Jeremy March 21, 2025

Cat

An evil demon creature of the night possessing the Deranged spirit of a devil in their afterlife. If a black cat crosses your path from the left, it is female. from the right, male. If it jumps down from a tree above and hisses at you before launching its razor sharp talons into your skin, it is the spirit of an Illuminati god. stay away. Save yourself from eternal darkness. Alone. Alone. Alooooooone.

“I swear, he’s gonna be a cat someday.”
“dude, don’t get all catty up in here!”
“Cat”

by Yasssssssssssskween November 9, 2018

Cat

A cute furball of chaos that will not hesitate to bite the life out of you and all your furniture as well. it will also brutally ruin every black colored piece of clothing lying around your messy house. With it's stubbornness it will mercilessly lay down on your keyboard destroying everything you've typed.

Pro tip: When you hear purring sounds be prepared for an ambush...

She's just like a cat.

by Sunny 10 4 November 12, 2022

stair cat

A geriatric stair cat in which, a sketchy cat hides under the stairs and pops it’s head out looking at your soul!

Holy Moly! It’s a “Geriatric Stair Cat,” don’t look it in the eyes!

by Spartan Stair Cats November 16, 2022

Cat snuggle

When a girl hugs a guy and snuggles on his chest very sexually and lovingly while hugging or laying down on the guy’s chest when he’s laying down too.

She totally cat snuggled me and I like her now.

Boy: That was a good cat snuggle girl. Do you like me?
Girl: I wanna spend my whole life with you because you’re such a sweetheart babe.
Boy: I like you. You know that?
Girl: I already knew it.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018