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Chicken Jockey

Someone who rides on another's back while using their "chicken"(dick) as a guide to tell them where to move
P1. Damn did you hear about lisa?
P2. Oh yea heard she was a professional chicken jockey
by BeanBandit April 12, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

The scene in the Minecraft movie my local movie theater skipped to prevent all the iPad kids there from screaming.
Thank god my movie theater skipped the Chicken Jockey scene, those janitors really need a break.
by NonsenseRoaster June 24, 2025
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chicken sandwich

A person named chicken sandwich who is friends with jee0de.
A plant wubbox oc which jee0de ships with a epic furcorn oc that is the wubboxes friend known as faux sandwich
Jee0de: hhh
chicken sandwich: sSIGMA SKIBIDI
by Zypharoonie July 26, 2024
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Chicken Flipp

To hit or strike someone or something so hard, it causes either:

1) the subject being referred too's head to instantly dive downward frontways towards it feet and in between it's legs, instantly sending it's feet in the air in from behind in a "Flipping" motion, landing flat on its back or side.

2) instant jolt in a reverse, raring motion to where the afford mentioned subject's feet fly forward out from under and into the air causing an instant pancake landing action, flat upon it's back and spine, rendering the subject instantly motionless.

Both situations are know to cause extreme pain, a concuss state or instant death.
."I hit that Mother Fucker so hard, I chicken flipped his punk ass!"

"Last week , I chicken flipped a deer at a buck-thirty with my new rifle"

"That ho chicken flipped home boy when she hit him down on third wit her Lexus"
by Woot386 December 20, 2019
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Chicken Jockey

1. Slang. A person who takes credit for someone else’s hard work while doing the bare minimum, often “riding” the success of others to look good.
Example: “Don’t be a chicken jockey, man—give credit where it’s due!”

2. Someone who nervously micromanages a situation they barely understand, flapping around but letting others do all the actual work.
Example: “That boss is such a chicken jockey—hovering over us while we handle everything.”
by justforthefunk April 10, 2025
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chicken 911

when the eggs crack but you have no windex
"Oi mum we gotta chicken 911 in the kitchen!!!"
by Anne Shurise March 13, 2018
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