Micro-penis

A small tiny penis, only works when they smell strawberries. They love big boobs. mostly attached to people who call them selves sparrow.

Hey that’s sparrow. He has a micro-penis.

Micro-penis by Engine 3 February 20, 2019

julians penis 

Big juicy slong dong that fucked your mom

Julians penis is a pimp who fucks bitches

julians penis by Jakes massive dong April 11, 2019

kadens penis 

Very small shriveled and Gay looking.

Boy: Look at my mad dick babe
Girl: EWWWWWWWWWWW! It is such a kadens penis

kadens penis by NizNut November 1, 2019

Smallest penis contest 

A contest where the guy with the shrimp dick gets the prize.

Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!

Smallest penis contest by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019

Daniels penis 

tiny.

ew, have you seen daniels penis? that shit small as hell my nigga.

Daniels penis by bigdickenergyisforthenazis January 29, 2020

Micro Penis

When ones balls hang lower than their penis

I heard joe has a micro penis

Micro Penis by Manthedrake February 23, 2020

Purple Penis

When one's dick is grabbed so tight that it loses blood flow to the tip.

She squeezed so tight I got purple penis.

Purple Penis by wiggleman83 July 7, 2020