Brown Jack

(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.

1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.

2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.

3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.

by RichardBachman August 5, 2013

brown lamp

A mexican mushroom head penis.

Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.

by brownlamper September 16, 2013

crown brown

Massive shit turd that stretches your rectum beyond its normal limits...

Wow.. That shit was the Crown Brown.!

by Hip Hop Howie September 26, 2013

Brown sugar oatmeal

The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.

"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."

by Kneegrodamus October 22, 2013

Browning apple

A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).

"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."

"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."

by Cattocius April 26, 2012

Brown Pillow

The sexual act when you and your partner get on top of a pillow and begin preforming the reverse cowgirl as she is shitting out diarrhea all over you mans penis and the pillow beneath them.

"Hey, Cindy you want to create a brown pillow?"

"YES!"

by Roflakintalkinferd November 28, 2011

pherdly brown

pherdly brown is a person who is part of bruno mars band and is a keyboredest for him and he sings very well he used to have dread locks he is a hooligan he also plays guitar

pherdly brown is a sexy keyboredest and has a nice voice

by hooliganpower January 8, 2012