shoot myself in the face

an expression of self-loathing or disgust directed towards either yourself, others, or an event. Also expressed as "shoot me in the face".

I didn't pass? Shoot me in the face.

He struck out? Shoot me in the face.

I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.

by J to the Rone June 27, 2005

eat your face

Term for the one you are madly in love

Means: kiss you intensly, show love

I'm gunna eat your face when I see you!

by Courtney92 September 27, 2012

Pussy Faced Jack

A man named jack, who has a pussy face. white trash long greasy blonde hair. Shower Bi-weekly; offen smelly like a rotten pussy. Plus his face is so terribly un kept hairy mess that it looks like an amish pussy. Go Fuck Your Self Jack.

Who was that? Oh its just pussy faced jack, he wants to come over. Tell him to go fuck himself.

by thisy guy June 7, 2010

egg on your face

To be extremely embarrassed. Usually the embarassment is the result of one's own actions. Not sure of the origin, but it may come from when clowns are at a circus and they have eggs thrown at them because of their goofy acts or when actors had eggs thrown at them performing in plays a couple of centuries ago.

"I am sure you still have egg on your face after causing a scene in the mall and later finding out that your boyfriend was in the mall with his neice from Chicago instead of another girl".

by VaNellie September 28, 2005

Face smashing phone

Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.

Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.

by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006

Resting bitch face

A condition that effects 1 in 6 people meaning that their "zoned out face" is in a constant state of bitchiness.

'Claire Horn has resting bitch face!!'

by Daisy hawkins December 1, 2014

two face bitch

When you have a best friend who you think is a wonderful person but when you're gone they talk shit on you with your ex boyfriend (or whoever else they fucking can)

the two face bitch: "WOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BEST FRIENDS FOREVER JK YOURE SUCH A LOSER WEIRDO GOD I HATE YOU"

by anon714 February 15, 2015