Monkey Muncher

When my Dog cleans herself , licks her ...vagina..,then attempts to give "kisses". … ..

Stop Puddles!! No Monkey Muncher Kisses!

by MrsWily June 25, 2017

monkeys

Where real scientists say we came from.

According to the Origin of Species, we all came from monkeys.

by God is watching you. July 8, 2017

italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.

Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.

by finlow1616 June 29, 2017

monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

Monkey Digger

People who love you only because you have monkeys. Especially if they throw shit at guests. If you have a monkey I’m down to do anal. Hmu gay fish.

Oh wow Ryan is such a monkey digger!
I know man! He only cares about monkeys!

by Whatyouegg November 9, 2017

Mud Monkey

Noun.
A synonym for chewing tobacco or dipping tobacco.

Hey you boys wanna pack a mud monkey?

by hairydolphin217 November 15, 2017

one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 19, 2017