individual: "what the ligma"
regular person: "what"
individual: "the ligma"
regular person: "this joke isnt funny"
regular person: "what"
individual: "the ligma"
regular person: "this joke isnt funny"
by dsfxdsxfdsfzcytuytuytutuyttuys July 2, 2025

All that matters is what I think. So, I'm going to get people think what I think and then... By making shit up. I spoke to the creature!
Hym " It doesn't matter what other people think' is probably the most solipsistic thought you can have. I need a theory name for my solipsism thing... OH! Religious blight theory. That'll be what it's called. Until they think you're a pedophile. Until they think they can get away with robbing you. Until they murder your kids. And then that will be the only then that matters."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2024

Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"
Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

Fred: OMG, you're such a gimp.
Bill: What's your mum?
Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?
Etc.
Bill: What's your mum?
Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?
Etc.
by Letty : ) April 17, 2008

Student: *shows me a saxophone that's big*
Me: wow! Its big!
Student: That's what she said
Me: AHAHAHAHA LOLLLLLL
Me: wow! Its big!
Student: That's what she said
Me: AHAHAHAHA LOLLLLLL
by Rubeedi April 17, 2022

That guy thinks that's his baby but the girl was pregnant when she may him.he don't know "what time it is" or "what's the tee".she want him because he will make a better father financially.
by TSBrenda September 25, 2019

The mommy-friendly way of saying what the actual fuck when you know that children are present. (Usually used by blogger mommies.)
by Izzy_M101 February 22, 2021
