Sage time

After relapse, when one can think/make decisions without any influence from their genital area. Related to Post-nut clarity.

Guy 1: Fuck! I spent too much money on my date with this girl, I was so down bad!
Guy 2: Wouldn't have happened if you were on sage time

by cobaltlegend5 December 25, 2022

Time flies when you're having fun

What happens when Yv and Nest make a catch-up call

After months without a word, They spent 2:34 hours catching up. Time flies when you're having fun.

by Tibicena May 12, 2023

Time to Ghost

When you are in the middle seat of an suv with a guy named Pablo and a friend passing a blunt and blowing fat thick clouds

“Gotta go! Time to ghost with mindi”

by Sakkar65 June 9, 2019

Tea-time

The time it takes for a cup of tea to reach the desired drinking temperature

Fuckin' hell James, me cuppas boilin. I'll av to wait for thuh tea-time.

by Fla-Rez October 5, 2017

How much clean time do you have

When a female is known for sucking more than one males dick on any occasion and doesn't hesitate to suck another and another back to back in hopes of only to suck more ND more forever!! 😀

Her: Can I suck your dick?

Him: Hummm? Idk? How much clean time do you have?

by Gaggy p June 29, 2023

Peepee Time

when you're in bed and she says this you know shit's about to go wiiiiiiiiiiiild

her:"peepee time?"
him:"peepee time."
her:"peepee time."
*sexy things*

by the Atmey boy July 9, 2021

Urban Time Wasting

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.

Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?

by Mphresources August 15, 2022