kadens penis 

Very small shriveled and Gay looking.

Boy: Look at my mad dick babe
Girl: EWWWWWWWWWWW! It is such a kadens penis

kadens penis by NizNut November 1, 2019

Smallest penis contest 

A contest where the guy with the shrimp dick gets the prize.

Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!

Smallest penis contest by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019

Daniels penis 

tiny.

ew, have you seen daniels penis? that shit small as hell my nigga.

Daniels penis by bigdickenergyisforthenazis January 29, 2020

Micro Penis

When ones balls hang lower than their penis

I heard joe has a micro penis

Micro Penis by Manthedrake February 23, 2020

Purple Penis

When one's dick is grabbed so tight that it loses blood flow to the tip.

She squeezed so tight I got purple penis.

Purple Penis by wiggleman83 July 7, 2020

fatal penis 

when you stick your erect penis inside a bottle of beer, your micropenis will suddenly transform into a fatal penis, when you stick it inside women they die on impact, and you dont have to worry about child support cuz the bitch is dead

"C'mere bitch let me stick my fatal penis inside your asshole"

fatal penis by the urban prophet August 31, 2020

Atomic Penis 

A penis of such small size as to rival the size of an electron

Carter has an atomic penis

Atomic Penis by anonymous November 16, 2020