you've got to be kidding me

It can't be true. New Jersey

Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"

by Colleen Ann May 31, 2006

Hit me up sometime

It means get in touch with me sometime. Call, email, text.....Keep in touch.

Nice to see you! Hit me up sometime!

by MaaT-THC April 2, 2009

cut me some slack

-relax and get off my back
-stop giving me such a hard time
-back off and take it easy

if u argue with somebody and he/she just wont stop bringing up arguments against u, u tell them:
"ahh, cut me some slack,will ya?"

by SL3000 September 17, 2008

don't tase me bro

Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:

a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry

b. Engineering a scene for publicity

Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.

As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident

by mrpotty October 3, 2007

tickle-me-elmo hole

Refers to the hole in a product's package that allows the shopper to put their finger in and feel a material or push a button.

Oh great, the stupid tickle-me-elmo hole was too small and now my finger is stuck.

by RoughGroove September 6, 2005

You're gonna love me.

Any time someone says "I like that," or describes something that they enjoy, you must reply with this phrase in a harsh, raspy 'Christian Bale as Batman' voice.

Originally from the movie "The Dark Knight." When the Joker says "A little fight in you, I Like that." Batman comes out of nowhere and replies "Then you're gonna love me" before knocking some heads around.

"I like this beer.. it tastes great!"

(deep raspy voice) "THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME."

by putasmileon December 8, 2009

don't give me crap

when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear

Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck

by your best idiot April 5, 2010