fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed

“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

by DROLNWORB November 19, 2021

fat jabbar

A man who says he is on a diet to loose weight but ends up fatter.

He did a fat jabbar

by whatsupman123 April 27, 2021

Fat dub

Us doing online mocks.

Online Student: How was paper 4?
IRL Student: Kinda hard tbh, didnt have much time, wby?
Online Student: Fat Dub.

by tyroxinas November 18, 2020

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

You'll get fat

A phrase used by your employee when you bring up wanting to "move to another job". The employer knows the employee is severely underpaid relative to his or her responsibilities but is too disconnected to realize the reality of the situation. So, the employer uses some arbitrary phrase, that doesn't have to do with getting underpaid, in a last-ditch attempt/effort to get the employee to reconsider their decision. If some employee decides to apply and move on, the manager will make defamatory statements about the employee skills as a last resort to ensure they won't get the position.

Employee: "Hey, so I'm moving on to another XYZ position"
Employer: "Hmm, IDK about the XYZ position... if you moved on to that position, you'll get fat!"
Employee: "But what does that have to do with me trying to get into this position?"
Employer: "Anyways thanks for letting me know. But just so you know, you'll get fat!"

by bobbybrown432 July 29, 2024

Fat

ME

Me:your so fat
Other people :your so fat

by HumanTrashMan April 26, 2019

fat girl club

An obese female's circle of female friends who are all obese. The size of this group of friends will vary depending how many fat girls there are at your school.

Due to her size, Morgan had no time making friends due to the existence of the Fat Girl Club.

by bicycleforrats July 8, 2016