Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

Scottish cheese by SeanCaern September 18, 2022

Da cheese 

someone who has some stanky and extra ass long pussy lips

Look at da cheese

Da cheese by urban bafoon November 14, 2022

half cheese 

half of a grilled cheese sandwich, or an open face grilled cheese sandwich. also called cheese toast.

i just made the best half cheese, i used cheddar and provolone.

half cheese by cinnamonrollcrunch November 18, 2022

Nacho Cheese

Slang for the cryptocurrency phrase, "Not your Keys, not your coins", which became "Not your Keys, Nacho Cheese", often accompanied with a meme photo of a plate of nachos from Taco Bell.

Random no-coiner: Coinbase took all my crypto, they won't let me send it.
20 year old Crypto Billionaire: Nacho Cheese, Bro...

Nacho Cheese by Michael Light November 20, 2022

Chicken Cheese 

A type of weed passed on by the top tier rookie kind of smokers

Ever smoke that chicken cheese, because it do be cheesin

Chicken Cheese by Chicken cheese lover December 23, 2022

Dax Cheese 

The crusty smelly shit found typically sucking up to Dr Lupo!

In the world of gaming, NotFabtv is considered the Dax Cheese

Dax Cheese by Nip_Pool_G_Here January 12, 2023

Neck-cheese 

The act of smacking another person in the back of the neck with a slice of cheese, then yelling "NECK-CHEESE!", when they turn around and stuff it in their mouth.

Dude, it was so funny yesterday, i got Jeffrey so good with the Neck-Cheese

Neck-cheese by SaVaTs January 20, 2023