Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.

"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."

by KickDickem April 21, 2017

Jack And Joe

Fuckin retarded twins, have a lisp.

Jack And Joe
Joe: I’m Wetarded
Jack: I know, I’m gonna go sinGGGG now

by Jd-baseball October 28, 2021

Jack W Kunkler

Talented at everything! Brings happiness to all! Nature lover! Loves to laugh!!

Hell yeah Jack w Kunkler is here!

by Jbobskins November 23, 2021

Jack Ripper

The act of sucking someone's di*k so hard their intestines come out of it

"What the heck?! What did you just do to me"
"I just did the Jack Ripper

by subthebub November 30, 2019

jacking off

MASTURBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOONNNN, for guys

i like ''jacking off''

by fapping January 03, 2017

Jacking off

Something my old teacher said when he meant messing around

Teacher:"quit jacking off Charlie and get a book out"

by cape hatrack September 11, 2022

Jacking off

A sport.

"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 13, 2021