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Cat man

He's the guy that gets all the girls because he's handsome, sweet and cool. Any girl that gets to keep him is blessed but they will have to have a hart of steal to survive all his cats.
Hey my best friend is cat man
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 11, 2019
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Cat

The best animal to walk the earth. They yell and slice things with their toe knives. They can get high via catnip and eat meat pebbles. They poop in boxes full of sand. We clean, feed, and care for them. And they are ungrateful. Yet we still love them.
"Oh hey, cute cat!"
"Thanks, he absolutely hates me."
"Ah..."
"And also my couch is ruined forever."
by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023
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Cat

Just there not doing anything
by My bfs dumb June 22, 2022
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Get a cat

Get a Cat (Phrase): A slang term meaning “to get married,” based on the humorous observation that many married couples often adopt cats as their first pet. The phrase suggests a cozy, domestic lifestyle associated with marriage.

Origin: The term “get a cat” is widely believed to have originated on TikTok in early 2023, when a creator named @CozyCoupleChronicles posted a viral video captioned “First comes love, then comes marriage… then comes a cat named Pickles.” The video, which featured a montage of newlywed couples adopting cats, quickly racked up millions of views and sparked a trend.

Soon, other creators joined in, using the phrase in captions like, “When you know it’s serious: they’re ready to get a cat 🐈” and parodying dating milestones with references to feline adoption. The hashtag #GetACat trended across platforms, with users sharing relationship updates and jokingly speculating when their significant others would be ready to “get a cat.”

By late 2024, the phrase had entered broader slang usage as a cheeky way to describe tying the knot, solidifying its status in modern lexicon.
Did you hear, Sally and Roger are going to get a cat?”
“Oh how nice, they are such a cute couple.”
by RimJobJimSlob December 15, 2024
mugGet the Get a catmug.

Cat

some kinds of animals that will bark to the wired person.
by i_put_hotdog_in_my_rectum June 15, 2018
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Hairless cats

When cats are hairless so you eat them and fry ten
You cut the Hairless cat open and fry them and eat it (hairless cats
by Hairlesss catssse March 22, 2020
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Cat

A stupid little being determined on doing a little CTRL + ALT + DEL on the writing you were working on the whole night.
"I finally finished this writing! Time to sa- GOD DAMMIT! YOU STUPID CAT, YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING!"
by 0JayFeather1 September 17, 2023
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