Gay Best Friendzone

When a girl treats a guy as a gay best friend instead of like a man: taking him shopping, talking about feelings, and doing other totally gay things with no intentions of dating him.

"Why is Mike going shopping with her today?"
"Dude, he is so gay best friendzoned"

by spidey801 May 17, 2014

reverse gay-dar

Individuals that can't help but only be attracted to members of the opposite sex that are clearly homosexual.

Girl with reverse gay-dar: I am so in love with Michael!

Friend: Ah, you and your reverse gay-dar have done it again.

Girl with reverse gay-dar: Michael is not gay!

Friend: Yes he is; I know because I have gay-dar, unlike you.

by BananaDaiquirisAreGood July 10, 2010

Gay nigga poop

When a nigga poop while moaning as if he was taking a sloppy wet penis in the bootyhole.

I like to watch tik tok while taking a gay nigga poop.

by Lilniggafert March 4, 2021

Gay Porn Club

The Gay Porn Club is a exclusive club who makes gays pornos. This club consists of a bunch of people, and features LeafyIsHere and Dolan Dark. The club often watches gay porn together and strokes each other's dicks. Nobody knows how to get into this amazing club, but we can all dream.

"Omg did you see the Gay Porn Clubs new porno yet? I heard it was amazing and make everyone super wet!"

"The Gay Porn Club is amazing!"

by Betta Splendens July 27, 2016

ya mom gay

when you mom is not lesbian but gayyyyyyyy.

ya mom gay lol

by sub to sweet colt on yt March 13, 2019

sorry but i'm gay

A phrase used by heterosexuals to reject the person who's trying to ask them out on a date without having to say "no" in order to spare them the pain of rejection.

Ugly girl: Hey, baby you're cute, would you like to go out

sometime?

Guy: Sorry but i'm gay

Ugly girl: faggot

by 2good4you March 30, 2010

3rd Degree Gay

Mildest form of gayness.When a male is aware of another males attractiveness to females, but would not kiss/have sex with etc. 70% of males are 3rd degree gay.

Mike: Look at that guy. You know he gets the ladies.
Bill: *cough 3rd Degree Gayness!

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010