National blowjob day

On the 1st of June it is National blow job day. That means your girl, or any girl gives you the best head of your life.

It’s national blowjob day. Ok let’s go to the bed room so you can have head Tommy

by Rjguh June 11, 2018

Ur generation rainbow nation

Even worse than ur family tree lgbt
Time stops for a milisecond and the sun grows each time it is said

Person: ur family tree lgbt
Me: guess what ur generation rainbow nation
Person: disintegrates into dust and is removed from time and space itself

by FatNibba May 16, 2018

national respect people’s space day

From Jan. 1st to Dec.31st it is national respect people’s space day!!!
national respect people’s space day is everyday! don’t grab people’s butt without permission, it only makes you a douche and a pervert! so don’t be dumb, and respect people’s bodies!

Carl:” everyday you shouldn’t be a douche.”
Dave:” what do you mean?”
Carl: “I mean that it’s national respect people’s space day.”
Dave:”oh shit you right, I’mma not be an asshole and not grab her ass!”

by zevahcssej May 24, 2018

national smack ass day

On May 28th taken or not you're allowed to smack someone's ass

Yoo Tyrone it's national smack ass day

by Daddy-thicc April 11, 2018

National Malta Morena Day

In April 13 is the Malta Morena Day, in this day you have to drink at least 2 sixpacks of Malta Morena

Hey marta today is the National Malta Morena day, so lets go to my house and enjoy a ton of Malta Morena

by The Bright Guy April 11, 2018

National Send Nude Day

Girls and boys u have 2 send nudes 2 the person that show u dis. Also nun of that bullshit shit. U have 2 send real nudes of yo self.

My nigga got nudes bc of National Send Nude Day

by Cody Body May 25, 2018

National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16

Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?

by Bigboyseb April 11, 2018