A Soft Boi is a male who dresses in pastels and/or girly clothes. Most soft bois are gay fictional characters, and are always a bottom. Soft bois are typically short and awkward little beans that get flustered hella easy.
by Ms.Mr.Trash September 22, 2019
Get the Soft boimug. Proper noun. A sarcastic term ascribed to a deranged individual who is enabled and empowered by others' ignorance and excuses. Often someone in a position of entitlement, whose privilege has gone unchecked.
A reference to Warren Zevon's 1978 album and title track, "Excitable Boy." The song is the story of socially dysfunctional youth who's antisocial behavior is constantly written off, even as he goes on to rape and kill and young woman.
Lyrics:
Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
A reference to Warren Zevon's 1978 album and title track, "Excitable Boy." The song is the story of socially dysfunctional youth who's antisocial behavior is constantly written off, even as he goes on to rape and kill and young woman.
Lyrics:
Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
Jen: Did you hear what that crazy White-Nationalist asshole said on the news about 'taking the country back'?
Carl: Yeah, such an Excitable Boy.
Carl: Yeah, such an Excitable Boy.
by The_Headless_Thompson-Gunner April 18, 2018
Get the Excitable Boymug. An anime boy who hurts everyone around him with his bullshit.
Ex: Yukine in Noragami and Atsushi in the beginning of Bungou Stray Dogs
Ex: Yukine in Noragami and Atsushi in the beginning of Bungou Stray Dogs
by rater_king September 8, 2018
Get the Trash boymug. Usually a player, will be known for being pushy towards females for sexual favors obsessed with "netflix and chill" and is frequently known for asking for nudes. A Fuck Boy is manipulative and cannot be trusted
by DoesntLikePancakes October 7, 2015
Get the Fuck Boymug. A male gamer with a fragile male ego. Immature and unable to take defeat or being outdone. More than likely lives in his mother's basement but is not limited to this standard. Also, fears women and will insult them at first given opportunity. Insecure in the presence of a female and irate when outdone/beat by a female gamer. Calls all girl gamers sluts, whores, and egirls due to their own personal insecurities.
Basement boy:*gets killed by a female gamer*. "You suck at this game. Get back in the kitchen you eGirl, that's where you belong, slut"
Female gamer: "Aww poor little fella, did I hurt your ego a little? What a basement boy!"
Female gamer: "Aww poor little fella, did I hurt your ego a little? What a basement boy!"
by Ralphy the wrotten May 4, 2018
Get the Basement boymug. A boy who wants to get and keep as much girls as he can on his own, just like a chicken wants to keep ALL her eggs!!!
by Yumoke February 3, 2009
Get the Chicken boymug. Person who doesn’t know how to wheel his Jeep off-road but has huge bogger tires to compensate for his small penis and axels. Tells other wheelers how to ride. Also may call himself a trail guide but cuts out at the first difficult obstacle on the tail. Largely known as Mudders by other Jeepers.
by TheShowgirl August 13, 2019
Get the Bogger Boymug.