A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022
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The act of taking a leather pouch of the desired personal size, breaking wind within, and throwing them at other human beings.. particularly those of Britain.
The act of taking a leather pouch of the desired personal size, breaking wind within, and throwing them at other human beings.. particularly those of Britain.
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