A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. usually bald and who looks like the tip of a penis. usually such a person is incredibly selfish and self-centered and has no ability to look at himself and instead constantly blames others when he see's something that he doesn't agree with or like. said person likes to play the victim and usually acts like a child by being a Tattletail because he cant fight his own fights knowing he is unable to because he lacks the self confidence as well as the knowledge to do so. these people (usually males) are constantly seeking attention and validation and have no problem making themselves out to be the dick even if they dont recognize it, the people around them do notice and hence he ends up pushing people away because again he is unable to look at himself and realize that maybe he is the problem. the bald head is usually a symbol for his lack of masculinity in being a real man. thus he ends up looking like being a dick with ears.
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