The Cat

A minor

And the cat was purring too.

by Carlos Poptart May 29, 2021

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

Holy Cats

An exclamation of surprise, amazement or bewilderment

Holy Cats man, that’s crazy!

by AnwarDOOOOOO December 9, 2021

Fat cat

A living thing that poops in a box and is chubby. DONT MESS AROUND WITH A Fat cat

Person 1:what’s your cats name?
Person 2: you mean my FAT CAT GET IT RIGHT OK.

10 seconds later
Person 2: WHAT THE HELL DUDE GET. IT. RIGHT!!!!!!
Person 1: ok ok, sorry

by XxstrangerxX November 3, 2019

Walk my cat

An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.

Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye

by your roblox girlfriend January 26, 2019

Cat roller

The action of always using your lint roller just for collecting cat hairs on your clothes.

Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.

by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017

Dry Cat

(V) To have anal sex without lube.

“Dude, we finally did anal on the camping trip last weekend!”
“Bro, where the hell did you get lube in the middle of a forest?!”
“Nah man, we just dry catted it.”

by durtyharry September 2, 2023