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Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
by Crodstick June 12, 2025
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verbal blue balls

The anguish one feels when one hears an incomplete word or sentence out of anticipation and lack of fulfillment or closure.
Everyone gets verbal blue balls for a few moments when Dr. Frankenfurter sings "I see you shiver with antici-"
by b0ses December 4, 2022
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The blue justice

A hero just like Batman but blue and is really fast and was first sighted in Seattle at night in a robbery trying to save it but went wrong
John:did you see the blue justice last night.
Josh:no who is he?
John:he’s just like Batman but fast and blue
by So underrated December 4, 2022
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Blue Hoodie

Something worn to symbolize standing for civil rights and common decency towards minimum-wage workers.

From the viral video of a man throwing a smoothie at a teenage employee wearing a blue hoodie.
Person 1: “Yo, did you see the girl taking that Karen down?

Person 2: “Yeah! She was rocking that blue hoodie.”
by Ace Bitch December 5, 2022
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Blue Moon

An extremely fast-paced FE2 crazy map with the famous cheese lava.
OH MY GOD, I JUST BEAT BLUE MOON
............
YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
by BladeX123uWu December 6, 2022
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Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.
We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).
by DJTruth December 10, 2022
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blue piece of aluminum foil

Super sexy girl, typically has a super sexy boyfriend
“Woah!!!!!!!! That guy totally has a blue piece of aluminum foil for a girlfriend!”
by eggyo December 11, 2022
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