What The Fuack

The official phrase dads say when you handed them exactly what they asked for - only to find out they didn’t actually need it

Dad: “Get me the half-inch wrench”
Me: “hands him the half-inch wrench”
Dad: “this isn’t the one I needed, What The Fuack”

by Aydan.M November 3, 2025

what the fack

A definition to replace "what the fuck", but usually used against the fack man. The king of all facks.

"I just died in this video game, what the fack????"
"Dude you're about to summon the fack man"

by byoncord June 8, 2024

What

Ever

Idk I am just bored and Ik that a lot of people are using this now so here

Person 1 : what

Person 2: huh

Person 1: ever

by Mimi lmao not really April 2, 2022

what's-thattitude

A smarmy reluctance shown toward something unfamiliar. Especially prevalent in small children and picky eaters.

I tried to get your son to at least TRY the bruschetta, but all I got was "what's-thattitude" from him.

by Lance Madden July 31, 2005

WHAT STRENGTH!

But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world!

"What Strength!! But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world

by Nutty Nuts December 12, 2016

What in the no beans

Phrase that dumb people use when they could just say the phrase ‘what,’ or ‘what the hell,’ to be more complex.

Person 1: -Says something dumb or confusing-
Person 2: What in the no beans?

by Small Tuna Fish August 30, 2021

what kind of assery

"what kind of assery" is what you say when you get fucking bonaventura in a 100k pack on fifa (I did)

- Dude, I just got fucking bonaventura again in my 100k pack
- What kind of assery

by ollycoly April 22, 2020