dirty shit

When a zebra randomly knocks on your door

"Yo dude did you hear that dirty shit?"

by Dirty shit May 5, 2018

Shits the bed

When a movie or TV series does well enough through out, then at the end completely and utterly ruins it so badly it makes you forget any good points it may have had.

The series was alright, but it really shits the bed at the end.

by Hopeful_monster April 28, 2012

shit pals

When 2 people are neighbors in public restroom stalls, but remain comfortable having a normal conversation while dropping a deuce.

A variation of "piss pals" from Adam Sandler.

i.e. Piss pals, dump dudes, toilet talkers, commode comrades, bowel buddies.

Dude, I was walking to the restroom the other day at work, about to take a dump. Along the way, my boss followed me and started talking. We ended up having a normal conversation while simultaneously dropping deuces. We became shit pals.

by Capt. Stabdomen March 27, 2011

shit pimped

Shit pimped is when someone tries to pimp out something and it ends up looking like a pile of shit.

Yo man that ride was shit pimped

by Kody and Derek January 1, 2005

Taking the shit

intentially joking

Yo are you taking the shit?

No bro this shit is on accident

by Cracked clocked April 25, 2021

shit-blistering

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.

I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.

by Jeremy July 11, 2003

Shit-Show

1) A party or event where where massive amounts of alcohol are consumed.

2) A person who consumes a copious amount of alcohol, making them physically and/or mentally unstable.

(see Shitfaced)

1) Everyone at this party is hammered drunk. This is a total shit-show.

2) Kaidra had way too much to drink and is now a complete Shit-Show.

by woody88 June 8, 2009