8 fingered asshole 

When you are being such an asshole that you can't use two thumbs to do a "This guy!" Thumbs remain in and your 8 fingers point back to you; when you are an asshole beyond two thumbs; an alternative to "This guy!"

After screwing up royally and having someone call you on it and you know you're guilty, you can say, "I'm beyond two thumbs. Who's being an 8 fingered asshole? THIS GUY!" with all 8 fingers pointing at yourself.

8 fingered asshole by PixieStick75 September 29, 2010

Gorillaz Finger 

To pass a solid stool that is dark in colour

Fuck I was constipated.....felling better now though as I passed a Gorillaz Finger

Gorillaz Finger by Hoppy100 April 11, 2011

Four finger fucking 

Four finger fucking is a response used by one person when told by another person a story or describing a sitution that is unbelieveable.

Person 1 "Telling a unbelieveable story or sitution"

Person 2 response- " Are you four finger fucking me??? I can't believe that story happened.

Four finger fucking by Hankscolts October 14, 2011

Bangkok Finger Cuffs 

Similar to Chinese finger cuffs except with a twist, a sexual act where a female (or male) is being penetrated from behind (vaginal or anal) by a transvestite while simultaneously performing fellatio on another transvestite. (N) (V) (ADJ)

He cried after getting Bangkok finger cuffed.
Bangkok Finger Cuffs is some twisted sexual deviant shit.

Bangkok Finger Cuffs by The Cowboy of Bangkok June 29, 2013

Ass fingering 

When Eli shoves his fingers up mychals ass and mychal likes it

Ass fingering is when a boy shoves his finger up a girls asshole.

Ass fingering by Fuckmychal May 22, 2017

One finger discount 

A one finger discount is similar to a five finger discount, Except Instead of stealing something from a regular store you steal an item from a dollar store.

Young Jimmy got a one finger discount ... Too bad he got caught and got a one dollar legal fee he has to pay.

One finger discount by TheWhiteDeath10 July 7, 2017

Cum finger stiffness 

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.

Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

Cum finger stiffness by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019