Wiffle Fart

a wet fart......usually sounding like you just did a crap in your pants. Usually caused by a sweating butt and a fart.

I'm having so much fun at the water park....what was that sound? Did you just do a wiffle fart?

by buttlicking machine 2000 December 15, 2011

fart

A fart, A betiful smell and sund. A fard will definintley make you moan for evear, the grand funding fardthers of fardmerica are; yo mama fard; yo kid farrd; yo daddy fard; fard master cool man 1212. Tank u for reeding

i farded at my mom face like a fart boosss

by sus man amoomomogus October 28, 2021

farted a can of pepsi

When you feel delighted in a way of dissatisfaction, loss, or redoing.

After I went to get a tacos de harina, and my stomach felt ill, I used the restroom to let it all out, ad then I farted a can of pepsi.

by pluvuto February 9, 2021

Chewy fart

When you accidentally secrete fecal matter, during a fart, that has a chewy texture.

When I was eating pussy, she let a chewy fart slip out.

by Birtbombdotcom May 10, 2018

Bubble farting

When you're walking and farting at the same time but it comes out your ass in multiple bubbles

oof I need to fart but I don't anyone to hear so I will be bubble farting

by electric_toilet_ June 11, 2018

Verfied Fart

When someone farts into a jar and it needs to be verified

I would like this verfied fart

by Its_AmeliaBrown January 8, 2022

head fart

Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.

They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.

The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.

by WhateverJack March 7, 2023