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put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce
you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.
by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018
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Fat bitch balls

Me-"Hey lee"
Nibba to my right-"don't you mean fat bitch"

*high five*
Lee-*cries*

Fat bitch balls- lee shellfish
by GodItself May 16, 2018
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fool's balls

When crazy ass cracked up black men in the hood go into some dude's house and they cut off his testicles while they sleep and yell "I got yo balls foo'!" and then run away to sell them on the black market
Aw, god fucking damn! Now they got a fool's balls!
by zombie vagina July 24, 2018
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Bag of balls that nobody wants

The ultimate roast that will instantly destroy even your toughest enemies. Originally said by Shakespeare in 1584 and made popular by the famous youtuber Pewdiepie in 2018.
Thanos: "your mom gay"
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*
by Benjamin Jørgensen August 31, 2018
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phantom blue balls

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.
by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018
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Base My Balls

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.
Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.
by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018
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Ring his balls

To give that person a rude-awakening; To wake him up
Someone needs to ring his balls, for all the mistakes he has been making!
by KynanT January 28, 2019
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