Kitty Cat Platt

a sexual predator that pounces at the sight of a penis.

man: is your chick a kitty cat platt?
man 2: yeah dude, she gets so horny at times, like a prowling cat

by RiriandtheCat August 21, 2016

OwO Cat

Legit the same thing as the OwO cat but more likely to be female for some reason.

An OwO cat?!

by MU-unikitty-ma May 8, 2022

Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.

Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”

by Jones1973 March 24, 2024

Cat Frig

Human-feline sexual act which involves inserting ones index finger into the vagina of a cat.

oh my god did u just frig my cat? You Cat Frigger

by mangakanga June 22, 2009

Dinoqesian Cat

A Dinoqesian cat; (dinn-oh-kee-jee-an);

is an Icelandic Cat that lives on grassy mountain tops whose purr is so loud and abstract that it mimics the Caw of a Bird. Because of similarities in sound, this cat often lures birds down on the mountain to prey upon for sustenance. Its look is similar to that of a Lion Cub with a soft brown coat of fur.

On my trip to Iceland, I saw a Dinoqesian Cat!

by social_anxierty December 4, 2021

Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020

laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.

My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!

by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009