Dick Aneurism

When a penis becomes so erect that it begins to spasm erratically. It is uncontrollably pleasurably painful. During a dick aneurism, one must not drink Gatorade. They might die.

Damn girl...last night I gave my boyfriend a dick aneurism!

by dickwars September 30, 2012

Reptar Dick

When ones genitals are chaffed and dry from excessive masturbation and or itching.

"Hey babe, how's your balls?
Not good babe, I got some serious reptar dick going on down there.

by Tylahhhhhh January 5, 2017

dick milkshake

Where you make a milkshake after preforming the act of self pleasure to re-hydrate and give a tasty snack.

"I just made a dick milkshake!"

by Phil Lebertson April 22, 2015

Dick Catalysts

A Dick Catalyst is when friends turn up to your date to increase your chances of 'getting in', they are catalyzing your chances.

'Yeah, we'll come down on Sunday, we'll be you dick catalysts.'

by David Imperial March 7, 2010

creamy dick

when your girl sucking your dick and you cum in her mouth and she spits it back on your dick

person 1:how was last night
person 2:good but she gave me a creamy dick

by cock dweebler June 14, 2019

Ferry Dick

A person (normally drunk) who throws up on a ferry boat late at night.

I got puke on my shoe by some ferry dick when I was coming home from Put In Bay

by Ohio guy 71 August 30, 2018

Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.

"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"

by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015