by LargeCokMaster October 3, 2022

A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are
by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016

The scariest part of anybody. When it gets emotional it will erect itself as a tower of doom. When it's small, don't laugh, it will use it's power of mushyness.
Person 1: BRO.. do you have a big dick?
Person 2: Dude, what? Of course not, my name starts with S, I have almost no penis.
Person 2: Dude, what? Of course not, my name starts with S, I have almost no penis.
by Qutie137 March 2, 2022

a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid
by Beavcoonn January 8, 2018

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.
Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
by anonymous December 22, 2021

"Thats a huge penis"
by Fork_Jay April 24, 2021
