monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love

"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021

cheese

when something falls you shout cheese so that person has bad luck forever

*a pen falls*

Richie: ha! cheese!
Walter: I hate you

by redchemicals November 22, 2021

Floor Cheese

When a slice or wedge of cheese no longer exists on the countertop/plate planes, and has found refuge on the ground level of a room.

Wow I dropped my cheese...again.

Dude, you're acting like a really stinky floor cheese right now bro.

by quirkyboy November 11, 2021

Cheese toastie

A secret wank

I’m away for a cheese toastie

by Pussy patrol November 13, 2021

The cheese man

he is god

the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum

by faceiscum November 17, 2021

Cheese Lover

Cheese is love cheese is life #justiceforbiggiecheese -Aminata٫ also know as . Cheese addiction

Aminata is a cheese lover

by Mimi_c0ol October 3, 2021

Cheese Monkey

A cheese monkey is a monkey with cheese, or a cheese coloured (or yellow) monkey. A monkey eating cheese is a very rare site to see in some cases so this is why people use this term.

Person 1: "Hey look at that!'
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "It's a monkey eating cheese!"
Person 2: "Oh a Cheese Monkey?"
Person 1: "Yeah I guess"

by Aquz October 5, 2021