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Lengthy-cum

Ejaculation that lasts for so long that your condom almost explodes from the overwhelming amounts of cum. If not wearing a condom you are sure to produce a baby (or babies).
Man... last night Cindy made me lengthy-cum. I was worried my condom would burst!!
by snickered July 5, 2016
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cum

- UwU purred Garfield as he entered his fat cat cock into Jon's tiny, throbbing asshole. "HARDER" yelled Jon as Garfield teased Jon's cock with his claws. Within 5 minutes of teasing the cum inside of Jon's big balls could not hold in any longer as he shot a load so far, the ISS had to declare an emergency due to an unidentifiable white liquid hitting them at an unprecedented speed. Next it was Garfield's turn. He began to trust harder until he filled Jon to the brim with the warm, sticky liquid. Jon slowly moaned before kissing Garfield and falling asleep in his strong arms. OwU
by Ifuckedabigwass November 27, 2020
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Cum Maxxing

The act of taking supplements to improve one's semen volume. Other goals include increasing precum and ejaculation force and velocity. Also known as Load Boost or Load Boosting.
I've been cum maxxing with load boost for 3 weeks now and could drown a unicorn with a single blast.
by FlamingGuts September 18, 2025
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Cum

You'll see
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin chargin up my dick imma go supersaian
by Adamkorc123(yt) June 4, 2023
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Cum slap chicken

An after-orgy dodgeball style game, where everyone takes a palmful of cum and slaps each other out of the game. Last person standing wins.
Marc won the game of cum slap chicken when he slapped his own load across Tim’s face.
by godloveshos March 6, 2021
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Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.
*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*
by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017
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Cum Scrap

The act of showing male dominance by cumming on another man during a fight.
"Yo did you see that fight last night? One guy got his dick out"

"Yea it was a right cum scrap"
by CumScrapper May 12, 2018
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