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Big fat sexy jungle cat day

February 28th all big fat sexy jungle cats (Lewis Capaldi fans) celebrate Lewis the king :)
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catted

verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.

Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.
Dude, I totally catted that!
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Catted

When your cat is laying on you and you can't get up or you'll disturb it.
Me: Hon, could you get me more water, I've been catted.

Hon: OK...wouldn't want to disturb the cat!
by Brook Byrnes January 30, 2023
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catted

catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)
i smoked so much, i’m catted.

her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted
by definecatted January 14, 2021
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Cat turd

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...
Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!
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Cat Close

The point at which a door is almost closed, but there is just enough space for a cat to get through, usually done intentionally as to not lock a cat out of a room.
"Can you please Cat Close the door when you leave my room? I want some privacy, but I don't want to lock the cat out."
by Honk on YT November 09, 2020
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