you strangle one hooker

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.

"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"

by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017

You owe me one

It's an English phrase to be used when you want the other person to know that they owe you something after you did something for them, usually either in the form of respect, or a favour.

Josh : Hey man thanks for saving my ass that day.

John : You owe me one for that bruv.

by MetalArachnoid1331 October 28, 2022

give me one now

Give me a quicky, meaning I will give you a quick blow job or handy

boy *snapchats girl*
" can you please give me one now, quicky!"

Slutty girl *snapchats boy"
"Yea sure!"

by Poo bum diddly thumb November 24, 2013

Two in pink One in the stink

When sticking your index and middle finger into her cooter and your thumb ine her booter.

As Leni bent over Barrett stuck both fingers all the way in her Pink then also his thumb in her Stink .

by Litch, Andy, Michelle, & Lacy Martin July 27, 2003

double one-way switchback

A street layout phenomenon occuring in driving, where a motorist unfamiliar with an area encounters two one-way streets in succession, forcing the course of the car away from the destination, or back to the location where the impasse was first noticed. A triple one-way switchback involves three one-way streets and produces the same results.

Bill kept driving away from where he wanted to go. The neighborhood was a maze of double one-way switchbacks.

by Nick Estes April 9, 2006

One Way Phone Sex

One way phone sex consists of a person either calling another person or answering the phone while masturbating. Extra points are awarded if an outgoing call is placed to a friend's significant other.

Carly: I think Tom tried to have one way phone sex with me last night.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Carly: He called and said hello then just started to breath really heavy, but I hung up in time.

by big braddah October 13, 2012

putting one through her

1. Sticking your dick in the girl's vagina.
2. Shooting a person, preferablly a woman, in the chest.

That girl is so hot that I think I'm going to be putting one through her in a couple minutes.

I put one through her for being an asshole.

by DYLANNNNNNNNNNNN. April 26, 2006