Cat Rice

A serious lack of skill. Synonymous to "Dog Water"

Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?

Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.

by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 January 30, 2022

Cat

Extraterrestrial creature that comes from Jupiter, who eats all the food from fridge and who is stealing all your Bts albums, cuz this maleficent creature is in love with their cute faces.
P.S. Your cat is locking herself every night in the basement, reading dirty fan fictions about Kim Taehyung cuz he really looks like a fucking cute, smol kitty(now I know why my cat is in love with him...)
Another P.S. Someday, all the cats will return to Jupiter cuz Terra is too boring.Buuuuut WARNING: if some of your objects are missing, it's because your cat stole them and took them to their planet(including all the smut romans about that boyband:))))))) )
Don't forget that cats are cute animals with big, shiny eyes and small paws. And deadly claws.
Also the cats really come from Jupiter ( I know this from a safe source ) and they are mutants. But cute mutants.

Patricia: Hey...have you seen my cat?
Ben:Yea, it's in the basement reading fan fictions about some kind of boyband.
Patricia:Fuck, not again!
Ben:This girl and her cat are weird as hell.

by Aishaqvak February 5, 2019

kit cat

The best, fluffiest and cutest cat ever. Sweet, soft girly meow. Only problem is she barfs a lot.

My little Kit Cat is the best!

by Meela Wheatley June 17, 2022

I cat tall the dark 16

a common example of a bad internet alias

hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16

by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021

Outside Cat

A female who’s frivolous throughout the night but you know she’ll always be home in the morning: the man is always a cuck

Brian’s wife is an outside cat, we don’t know if those children are his

by Gay boul June 4, 2025

Justin The Cat

Just a little cat that wants to be in space

Oh look guys it’s Justin The Cat!
Damn Justin The Cat is so hot!
Meow meow meow meow meow! *wow Justin The Cat is my role model!

by Space Catterino June 6, 2023

Whiskas purple cat

The purple cat from the popular brand of cat food Whiskas. It has no gender and it's name is Vev.

The Whiskas purple cat is named Vev! Isn't that cool?

by ...Topaz September 15, 2022