chalk my tires

A meaningless expression to say when you want to swear, but are in the presence of a self-righteous co-worker who will report you to HR for even the slightest vulgarity.

I got angry in a meeting and said "chalk my tires" and I watched a co-worker google it to see if it should cause him any righteous indignation.

by DowntroddenDude October 30, 2018

Pimp My Dick

When a hoe is trying to slurp your shit.

Damn. That hoe is tryna pimp my dick!

by EazyYoDaddy November 8, 2018

Get my swerve on.

To have many adult beverages at an after hours establishment.

I'm about to head to club and get my swerve on.

by Dirty D one 4 July 27, 2017

My skirt was up

1) Fed up
2) At the end of your rope
3) Done with a situation

My skirt was up when that bitch decided to put her hand in my face. I was definitely fed up with bitches tryna be tough. I don't remember anything after that because I blacked out. All I know is I was in jail the next day.

by RayyzzBandzz August 7, 2017

colonize my ass

Cumming inside someone's ass

Look at that hot guy over there. He can colonize my ass

by aussyj August 16, 2017

Shit my gi

When shit can be seen on the outside of your gi

I thought I started but I shit my gi

by ShatMyGiBro March 5, 2019

Shiz My Gizzard

The literal translation is to "excrete my bird stomach"

Generally used in a time of frustration rather than words such as "shit" or "fuck". Many use it to express their anger or annoyance as well.

Another interpretation is a sexual pickup line to convince your partner to essentially "poop you out" or in other scenarios, it can be taken in a more sexual context.

That awkward moment when your crush doesn't like you back
"Shiz my gizzard"

That moment you realize you aren't going to pass math
"Shiz my gizzard"

"Hey babe, wanna, wanna.... SHIZ MY GIZZARD?"
"Don't I always?"

by QuargaPie December 14, 2018