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Woof Hipping

when a flacid man stands up and violently moves his hips back and forth to make his dick and balls slap his stomach and ass.
My girlfriend caught me woof hipping because it was so loud.
by OhMy77! August 5, 2025
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Boardgame Hipster

The middle aged folks that just need a little break from their very important office jobs.
I joined this gaming group for D&D and Catan, but it's just a bunch of boardgame hipsters so nothing but Scattergories and Uno!
by straight_trashavl October 1, 2025
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Barbecue hipster

Bearded and/or flanelwearing wanna be trailblazers. They want to be different from the general population so they set themselves apart by cooking over open fire and using special woodtype chips to get that "smokey flavour." They might be really good at it or tremendously bad.

They feel that by doing this, they are showing that they are more in tune with their inner hunter gatherer. It is their only interesting personality trait.

Appearance: flannels with rolled up sleeves, in their 20s-40s, beards, tree or mountain tattoos, can't cook anything other than proteins, might wear a beanie.
"I just saw Eric the other day, he dresses like such a barbecue hipster."

"Hahaha yeah, doubt that guy has ever touched a grill in his life though."
by Moonshinepicklebrine October 12, 2025
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Plastic Hippo

1. A dangerous river monster who thinks money in their bank account isn't imaginary.

2. Yes Bre, I really am that smart.
The plastic hippo didn't help me when the Mexican roofing crew ordered like 14 breakfasts at once. I was slightly annoyed but really it just proved her incompetency.
by OrangeEagle1 December 25, 2025
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Razor hips

A very skinny female who hip bones digs into anyone who is pressing against her hip’s to hips
I like thick female not skinny female with “razor hips “
by Zbo January 7, 2026
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flip the hippo

to make love raucously; to engage in sexual intercourse
Dude! Did you and Sasha flip the hippo last night? You were gone for hours!

Sorry I couldn't hang out yesterday, I was really sore from flipping the hippo with O'Glory.

I was thinking we could do something special tonight... Maybe some white wine, some turkey, we could flip the hippo--what do you say Willis?
by Clay J July 6, 2009
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