Doodoo Fart

A man with terrible values

Don is being such a doodoo fart right now

by JustAgoblin December 11, 2025

Kimchee skunk fart

If you eat kimchee you get so high and start dancing like the fat singer from Korea because its fermented. After you smell your own fart from that rotten cabbage, you are like crazy dancing feeling like you just had some big dig in your ass leading to the huge orgasm like a ugly women finally getting off.

Mr park had some kimchee skunk fart.
Oh not again, did he dance in he middle of the street???

Yeah he looked like big women lost her mind thinking she has a dick
He should go back to his own park
Yeah

Where other skunks, gophers and hedgehogs hang around the golf club

by Goodchild August 30, 2013

Wet thigh fart

When the lover you have sits on your lap and lets out a fucken juicy one making your leg all warm and disgusting

Babe why the fuck did you "wet thigh fart" on my leg?!

by MajesticZero October 2, 2015

Down to fart

When You get caught in class asking someone if they're DTF (down to fuck) and you want to troll and lie to your teacher so you say it actually now means down to fart.

DTF doesn't mean down to fuck, mam... It's Down To Fart!

by Jesusprice11 September 8, 2016

throwing a fart

When you know you're going to fart, you place one hand perpindicular to your anus, catching your fart, closing your hand into a shallow fist, then moving your fist to the underside of an unsuspecting victims nose and releasing said fart. The effect takes a split second to occur, giving the poop-etrator an opportunity to escape

After a long night of drinking, throwing a fart At his wife was Donnie's only pleasure. The result was vomit

by Barn Animal May 15, 2016

fudge in a fart box

An exclamatory statement: A quick and disgusting way to remind everyone That a bowl movement is inevitable. Also used to describe situations that share thematically and emotively the same concept.

"Oh, fudge in a fart box! I fumbled my keys and they dropped down through the sewer grate!"

by In the gutter, as usual December 10, 2016

third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.

Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!

by QuacksO December 26, 2016