Cheesed toaster

The aftermath of a Sergal and Protogen having some fun times

I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.

by Anonymous Protogen October 23, 2022

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?

*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"

by younerd July 24, 2023

snuffy cheese

The product of when a guy leaves his Diller(syphilis) untreated for thirty years, frequently oozes a greenish puss from underneath the toque skin.

That Cobalt Mans had the Diller for so long the Snuffy Cheese could pass for guacamole. Never to be laid again he’s forever shackled to his Wanksock

by Burgers Magoodigan May 17, 2020

cheese towel

The towel/rag/shirt/what have you, that you used to wipe cum off yourself.

"Ew bro why is this washcloth stiff?"
"That's my cheese towel from the other night!"

by Bearded.gringo December 20, 2015

blanket cheese

A cheese that covers the taste of anything it's put on

Doesn't taste good? here use a blanket cheese

by cosmokat February 20, 2018

Cheese Sandwich

The act of having two women with yeast infections (simulating bread) scissor with an uncircumcised man's penis (simulating cheese) in between during a threeway

Jewish guy: what you get up to last night friend?
Non-Jewish guy: dude, i got cheese sandwiched last night!

by Sloppy_1306 December 14, 2019

Cheese sandwich

When you bend over a lovely lass and ram your stinky Smegma nob in her minge

Woof your leng I’d give u a cheese sandwich

by Bean Bumstead January 31, 2023