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Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.
That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!
by sks4540 March 21, 2020
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Skunk Monkey

A smelly annoying asshole. Who sells drugs. Holds his illegal gun, he knows nothing about and is ready to jam, sideways because he's retarded. He wises he was cool, but is a Fuck Boy.

A Gangsta Rapper.

Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.
That fucking Skunk Monkey tried to sell me crack again
by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024
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The Monkey Grip

When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.
Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.
by Gaybigboy December 19, 2024
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monkey

that foo look like a monkey
by fxckaopp;) April 27, 2020
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Monkey Hunting

Monkey Hunting is a term used when a larger girl goes after a smaller skinnier guy
by 2potatoman2 August 31, 2023
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Chunky Monkey

Chunky Monkey is usually a short girl with long dark hair, and has a thick booty and a chubby belly and chubby cheeks. Chunky monkeys usually always give the best cuddles too
Hey there’s my chunky monkey
I want my chunky monkey to cuddle me 🥺”
by Katie2429 August 18, 2022
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Monkey Things Up

In American English "Monkey" is used for silliness, and is certainly the most common connotation, association with a monkey can also mean foolishness, aggravation, environmental terrorism, and cold.

To "Monkey Things Up" is to make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business"
Monkey Things Up: To make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business
Mother: Billy, I've just cleaned the house, I don't need you or your friends coming in here and Monkeying Things Up
by UncleLoid January 19, 2019
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