Too Gay to be True

Any guy who is extraordinarily good looking, nice, wealthy, good with kids, and basically perfect in every way yet is somehow mysteriously single. Subject may frequent gay bars and shopping malls under the guise of going with his "girl friends," but these homosexual activities are actually the high point of his existence. May also exhibit an unusual closeness to his mother.

Eustina: I'm really into Brad but everytime I hang out with him always wants to go shopping or hang out at Scorpio. Do you think he's just not in to me?
Carlette: No, I think he's too gay to be true.

Fran: I've been making hella eye contact with Fabio for the past week at Hollister. He's got such a good sense of fashion and is always so sweet when his mother calls.
Betty: Is he good looking?
Fran: Yes, and mysteriously single.
Betty: Well he's obviously too gay to be true!

by Drewnina November 1, 2009

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i wanna fuck samuel, hes a gay sex slave.

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Dhaval is Gay

Dhaval is a person who is of Indian descent and Dhaval contains homosexual genes and chemical

Person 1: Dhaval is Gay
Dhaval: No I’m not, you are
Person 2: Dhaval is Gay, infinité no u card.

by IamDhaval October 10, 2019

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Gay Best Friend

(Also known as the GBF) The gay best friend is the best friend of any hot girl you know, and the key to getting with that girl. Behind every hot Girl is a GBF. There are three GBF laws that, if you follow, you just might get laid.

1.Thou shall not make homophobic remarks towards the GBF

2. Thou shall befriend said GBF

3. Impress the GBF, and you will have instant access to the girl

John: Did you get laid dude?

Eric: No i called her Gay Best Friend a fag

John: you should Apologize

Eric: Done we're friends and guess what

John: What?

Eric: Amber and Did the nasty

by jmpjwp March 8, 2011

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