fart a weed

When your Initials start with the first four letters of the alphabet and you kester marijuana because your a fucking pot head And you literally fart a once of weed.

Kassady: hey do you smoke weed?
Dylan: Yea me and my boyfriend dallas are about to fart a weed bro.

by Redneckgarage75 May 16, 2017

Fart in the piss

Making a bad situation worse

"did you see Steve started a fight at Jimmy's funeral?"

"yeah a true fart in the piss there"

by ScottPiggott April 9, 2023

Faggot Fart 69 Licker

when an LGBTQ person farts

*fart* WAS THAT A FAGGOT FART 69 LICKER??????

by MrCorrupto January 12, 2025

Fart

something that teenagers think are funny

hey...billy.
yeah?
...*fart noise*
OhOhoOoOoO DuDe ThAts FunNy

bro im a teenager making fun of teenagers lol

by ok hand March 4, 2021

fart weave

A weave made entirely of donkay tail strands

Damn her fart weave looking fresh

by Stellmar July 6, 2017

Clapping Farts

When you butt cheeks smack together and make a clapping sound, because you're farting so violently.

I knew I had to take a dump, when the clapping farts came out my ass.

by NastyN8G June 15, 2023

Fart Parlour

A reception room, more notable in historical buildings, where one may excuse themselves to emit gas from the anus without judgement or scrutiny from peers.

Please flip over and fluff the pillows in the Fart Parlour as they are looking a little flat.

I do not need to use the lavatory so I will relieve my stomach pains in the Fart Parlour

by Revelin Eleven October 30, 2015