County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.

Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”

by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022

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Brown derby

Scoring 4 goals in an ice hockey game.

Chris: Sakic has 7 goals…
Mike : 1 more makes a double brown derby!

by Jersey716 March 4, 2022

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Brown A- Bomb

When some one is taking a shit and go extreme meaures to not touch the toilet in a public place. they put there feet on the wall so that they are completely hanging over the toilet at least by a foot and then the shit which sets of a blast of large proportions.

"Oh my gawd the back splash went straight up my anus!!!!"
"shouldnt have done that Brown A- Bomb'

by slickcj July 4, 2010

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