Hairy Pussy Disorder

A disorder of people who think that pussies should be shaven, these people are idiots whose only experience of sex is lame pornography, made by people who think that women can only appeal to men if they look like a cross between a blow up doll and a transvestite. Rappers for example cannot cope with what a mature woman should actually look like naked.

Sir Angus Carlyle: By gad what is that silly juvenile in the hat doing?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Why he is vomiting profusely.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Why so?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Methinks he has been offered sex from a real woman and this silly fuckwit saw a bush and has Hairy Pussy Disorder.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Stupid Cunt

by Mrs Apollo Moon Lander April 29, 2011

Pussy Faced Jack

A man named jack, who has a pussy face. white trash long greasy blonde hair. Shower Bi-weekly; offen smelly like a rotten pussy. Plus his face is so terribly un kept hairy mess that it looks like an amish pussy. Go Fuck Your Self Jack.

Who was that? Oh its just pussy faced jack, he wants to come over. Tell him to go fuck himself.

by thisy guy June 7, 2010

possum ear pussy

Pussy that is super tight and awesome, and little, like a possums ear!

Tyler: Hey bro, did you hit that last night?
Will: Fuckin A man, and it was some possum ear pussy!

by possum chaser July 27, 2011

I'm thankful for pussy

On of the two most shocking things you can say on thanksgiving at thanksgiving dinner. It can stop the dinner in its tracks.

Father:And what are you thankful for?
Son:I'm thankful for pussy.
Father:What did you say?

by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009

peanut butter pussy

smooth, creamy and easy to spread.

I eat peanut butter pussy because its smooth, creamy and easy to spread.

by chromescar October 23, 2007

Extraordinary Snapping Pussy

A unique quality of pussy that only few women possess. This pussy will suck in your dick, balls deep and then clamp it down at the base while the inner pussy muscles roll in a wave like action literally milking your cock dry.

Movie Reference:
Cinderella (1977)

This zany x-rated musical version of the fairy tale featuring a lot of sexual innuendos and a title character who had a snapping pussy rather than a glass slipper. Cinderella's "extraordinary snapping pussy" was given to her by her gay, black drag queen "fairy" godmother. The prince ultimately finds exactly what he's been looking for.. an "Extraordinary Snapping Pussy"!

Yo bro! That girl has one Extraordinary Snapping Pussy!

by Mike Jules August 26, 2014

throw that boy pussy

the spontaneous engagement of anal intercourse between two males in which the boy pussy, or male asshole, is presented for intense pounding and stretched through the vigorous fucking of said other male penis; the male version of Trumpalingus

Oh I wanna see you throw that, throw that, throw that, throw that, throw that boy pussy.

by anal expositions November 14, 2016