shit mac

a crappy computer thats fucking slow as hell.

rodd: isnt the fucking you tube vid loaded yet?!?!
todd: no, my shit mac is slow as hell!!

by jason padilla January 10, 2009

I'll shit

A new way of saying "Oh my god!". To express excitement or any emotion in an extreme. Something said is so insane that the mere utterance of it makes you lose control of your bowels.

"I got into Harvard."
"Really! I'll shit, my dude!"

"That new album just came out!"
"I'll shit! When?"

by Dr.Moog September 30, 2009

shit pimped

Shit pimped is when someone tries to pimp out something and it ends up looking like a pile of shit.

Yo man that ride was shit pimped

by Kody and Derek January 1, 2005

dirty shit

When a zebra randomly knocks on your door

"Yo dude did you hear that dirty shit?"

by Dirty shit May 5, 2018

shit pals

When 2 people are neighbors in public restroom stalls, but remain comfortable having a normal conversation while dropping a deuce.

A variation of "piss pals" from Adam Sandler.

i.e. Piss pals, dump dudes, toilet talkers, commode comrades, bowel buddies.

Dude, I was walking to the restroom the other day at work, about to take a dump. Along the way, my boss followed me and started talking. We ended up having a normal conversation while simultaneously dropping deuces. We became shit pals.

by Capt. Stabdomen March 27, 2011

Taking the shit

intentially joking

Yo are you taking the shit?

No bro this shit is on accident

by Cracked clocked April 25, 2021

Shits the bed

When a movie or TV series does well enough through out, then at the end completely and utterly ruins it so badly it makes you forget any good points it may have had.

The series was alright, but it really shits the bed at the end.

by Hopeful_monster April 28, 2012