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stow your hoes

slang for "put your tools/stuff away". generally used by someone with very few or no hoes. however, in some rare cases though, "stow your hoes" may be used to tell someone who has a lot of hoes to hide the side pieces because the main squeeze/SO is inbound.
Bro, get your shit together and stow your hoes.

Executive Pilot flying billionaire and plain full of hookers: "We're approximately 9 minutes out from Las Vegas, pleas put your trade tables in the full upright and locked position, fasten your seatbelts, and stow your hoes. Flight attendants, crosscheck"

buddy leaving you a voicemail: Bro, your wife just grilled me about all kinds of shit. Said she knows you're cheating and she's gonna cut your dick and balls off, you need to stow your hoes bruh.
by Mountain Dew Code Retard July 11, 2022
mugGet the stow your hoesmug.

Hoe-snatcher

Hoe-snatcher is a #Female pimp
by Augnkels June 12, 2018
mugGet the Hoe-snatchermug.

Hoeing

A girl who will always choose a boy before her friends. Also goes with every man, flirts with every boy, if u ever have a friend thats hoeing around stay away from her shes not loyal
Omg did u saw sarah?
Yea, shes hoeing around again.
by Bigfairytilasgirl November 9, 2019
mugGet the Hoeingmug.

hoe five

When your homegirl got the D and you‘re proud of her victory, you give her a high five for living the hoe life.
by Patricia Oulala March 30, 2019
mugGet the hoe fivemug.

Hoe

A Bitch who is a fat ass and some how still gets guys.
by Goff you May 20, 2023
mugGet the Hoemug.

hoe

amber heard is the mother of all hoes and she is a idiotic sociopathic bitch that cant accept the fact that her ex was a way better actor and person so she had to go to court and get a bias support of a bitch judge and hoe jury so that she can look better then johnny depp
person 1: amber heard a real bitch
person 2: * goes on to have a 5 hour conversion about amber heard being a hoe with person 1*
by okasfrhuidbvjk December 8, 2020
mugGet the hoemug.

Hoe

A girl who goes from man to man,never really having a full relationship.She can go from being in a relationship,to single,then back in a relationship the next day.
"Man she is such a hoe! She broke up with her boyfriend yesterday and is with him now?!"
by parrotlover9277 June 2, 2017
mugGet the Hoemug.

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