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a misspelling of the word friend due to fast typing. Usually, by the time someone realizes they've typed it wrong, it's too late to fix. Therefore, because of this realism it has gained it's own definition being an alternative to the word friend. This word is most commonly used on social networking sites.
I just added your brother as a firend on Myspace.

Your profile is set to private, could you add me as a firend.

Stop sending me friend requests, I don't want to be your firend!!!!
firend by Emperor Chamilion June 17, 2010

Friendcest 

The act of creating a romantic or (usually) sexual relationship within a pre-established group of friends.
Not surprisingly the cast of the sitcom Friends is guilty of committing friendcest, i.e. Rachel hooking up with Ross and Monica with Chandler.
Friendcest by NSesh February 19, 2009

Just Friends 

There is nothing there.
you, me not gonna happen.
get it though your brain.
Friends.
Not even friends.
your ugly.
leave me alone.
Logan-"we are Just Friends."
Me-"and boom goes the castle."
Just Friends by Cuteshit3 August 10, 2009

Environmentally Friendly Shit 

A shit that requires no toilet paper.
Kid 1: "That was quick"
Kid 2: "I know. It was an Environmentally Friendly Shit"
Kid 1: "That's awesome"

Mac Fiend  

A specie of human who will compulsively buy any product as long as there is a lower case "i" in front of its name.
my friend is such a Mac Fiend he says things like "hey dude i waited in line for three and a half days to get my new iToaster. I love it even though it cost 580 dollars more than my other one and has the same functionality!!!"
Mac Fiend by Eli Buddah March 10, 2008

Let's just be friends 

The ultimate put down; what woman say when they want to hear your heart actually break, and enjoy it.
Used when you have just made a drunken fool of yourself explaining your unrequited love to the Office Tease and she wants you to know that your rate lower than thrush, but in a "nice way".