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El Cum

El Cum, also known as Ulises is a bottle of cum, ussualy comes together with league of legends, and looking at it will make any women become lesbian. Ulises (monty) is also wanted for Terrorism in 7 different countries and has links to hotel Rwanda and 9/11.)
El cum makes me barf my noodle soup.
Ulises looks like a jar of cum
by Weirdreptile02 December 7, 2021
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cum

that white shit that come out yo dick when it gets hella tight
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Nose Cum

A booger that comes out of your nose that looks like a small globule of cum. Similar in consistency, viscosity, and color.
Man 1: "Nigga... stop picking your nose."
Man 2: "Nah son, I got a piece of nose cum stuck up in there"
Man 1: "Then get a damn tissue!"
by DatBoiMatt January 4, 2017
mugGet the Nose Cummug.

Reverse cumming

When you're so determined to avoid child support that your testicles literally start absorbing the cum out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw
NOOOO!!! I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, activate!
by TestTickles69 January 11, 2024
mugGet the Reverse cummingmug.

Cum

cum
i cum
by niggaballsinhd March 28, 2022
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Cum catcher

(Adjective): a scarf used in 70’s porn or by sluts to wipe their mouth from excess cum after a blowjob.
Bitch use that cum catcher to clean that mess!
by Slutty scarf March 17, 2018
mugGet the Cum catchermug.

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