baby-dick-nonsense

something that makes no sense. synonyms: bull shit, bologna

Yo man that's a bunch of baby-dick-nonsense you didn't bang that model.

by babydickmeister November 24, 2009

skeeted on a baby's head

It's when you fuck a pregnet bitch

Last night I skeeted on a baby's head, that bitch was big!!!

by SkeeterMan November 7, 2006

baby shit brown

A colour that is inexplicably the shade of a baby's fresh-laid shitstain. Not quite milk-chocolate brown, but light greyish brown with an iridescent tinge of green. The BIC lighter you never want to have.

I went to sit on Andy's bed and saw skidmarks that were baby shit brown.

by pHarmer51 July 16, 2010

Baby Bottle Pop

Twist the top lick it, dip it and shake it and dip it again. A lollipop made like a baby bottle at the top that twists off with sugar on the bottom you can dip it into. mmm, for those kids who have never breast fed. Good source of hype and rotting teeth if you don't brush.

It's the Baby Bottle Pop, Baby Bottle Pop, take a lick, take a shit then steak it. Lick it again. It's the Baby Bottle Pop (delerius noise in the backround) Baby Bottle Pop...

by europopian December 15, 2009

baby gravy bedsheet

To masturbate on someones bedsheets before they go to bed. When they go to sleep they get covered in sperm.

Stephen: Why did Adam just leap out of bed screaming and whipping off his hands and legs?

Ryan: I gave him a Baby Gravy Bedsheet!

by Ryan Daniels July 31, 2007

original baby gangster

a specific set of the crip's street gang, most commonly associtated with the pelican bay prison crips.

yo, i heard that dudes an original baby gangster, if we roll wit' wit' dat nigga we got protection.

by mctro September 5, 2006

baby bird hands

Handling someone/something with the upmost care. Being gentle.

Traveling with Rob is such a crapshoot that his delivery needs to be handled with Baby Bird Hands.

by Rehobothboy4life April 20, 2017