Zip dick

When your zipper catches the skin on your penis

Usually rips your penis skin (foreskin)

FUCK I GOT A ZIP DICK AGAIN

by PLPLPLPLP December 21, 2021

Dick Catalysts

A Dick Catalyst is when friends turn up to your date to increase your chances of 'getting in', they are catalyzing your chances.

'Yeah, we'll come down on Sunday, we'll be you dick catalysts.'

by David Imperial March 7, 2010

Bumble dick

When you’re rubbered on the wingers or MD and can’t get a boner.

For fuck sake I just can’t get hard, must be bumble dick.

by agmw305 March 10, 2018

Sylla dick

A rare breed of species that come from New Guinea and have really big dicks

More than likely of the African race

Hey! that sylla dick is stealing kfc

by Bumbero January 21, 2022

Dick yolk

Another word for ejaculate, and urine mixed together. "dick yolk" is the combination of piss, and jaculation which makes a gooey yellow substance that looks and feels the same almost the exact same as egg yolk.

"I was really into that guy, until he sprayed dick yolk all over my face"

by Dickyolk101 December 8, 2016

dick karma

When you have been putting in your time and getting terrible dick but after all of your sacrifice you end up getting the best dick you’ve ever had. Or vice versa: you’ve had so much good dick lately that you know it’s your turn to have not the greatest dick.

“OKAY GIRL, don’t worry about his small peen. You’re just building up your dick karma” “woof you’re on a roll, be careful of the dick karma”

by Melissawithallthegooddickkarma July 10, 2018

Itch-dick

A frustrating phenomenon to occur on occasion to males where specifically one's dick is prone to ruthlessly itching in the most frustrating of places.

I'll be right back, I've got massive itch-dick.

by HeadHunterX11 September 12, 2016